Transformers

The most anticipated blockbuster to hit cinemas since 'The Lord Of The Rings', 'Transfomers' has fanboys clinking their ear medicine bottles in celebration all around the world. State of the art production wise, this is produced by Mr. Spielberg and directed by Michael Bay. Some of the cartoon's original voices (like Peter Cullen as Optimus) are joined by rising star Shia LaBeouf ('Disturbia') and a strong support cast including Jon Voight and John Turturro.

THE SKINNY ON THE STORY…
A gagrillion (previous word made up) miles away on the planet of Cybertron, a war has been warring between two alien robot armies: the noble Autobots (led by Optimus Prime) and the devious Decepticons (commanded by Megatron). They fought, and indeed fight, for control over the Allspark: a mystical talisman that would grant unlimited power to whoever possessed it. The Autobots hid it and Megatron wanted it. In the 1850s he tracked it down on lil’ ol’ Earth. But being in such a mad rush, he crashed into the Arctic Ocean and froze. Before losing his consciousness – would you call it? – and getting picked up by the US government, he sends a transmission home letting his Decepticons know his whereabouts. Skip forward to now, when the rest of the gang have caught up with him. They are here to get the Allspark and smash all us humans out of the way in doing so – all while been followed by the Autobots who come to protect us. As this war on Earth begins, from the depths of the Pentagon, the cryogenically stored Megatron awakens… da da doom!
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Rating: 4 Flicks Review:

A movie based on a line of toys that transform between robots and vehicles is a weird idea. Loosely hanging a story on that concept is awkward. Trying to get an audience to watch something that originated twenty years ago in a crude television cartoon is a tough sell. It’s lucky then, that the ‘Transformers’ movie is one of the most spectacular pieces of cinematic entertainment in recent memory. This film is going to pulverize the box office. It blew me away and left me wanting more.

A centuries-long war between the Autobots (good), led by Optimus Prime, and the Decepticons (bad), led by Megatron, ends up on Earth, where both sides are searching for a cosmic Cube (The Allspark) which gave them their powers. 16-year-old Californian Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) holds a special link to the mystical artifact and he becomes involved in the robot battle.

The computer-generated effects are photo-real. The transformations themselves are fast and fluid (Almost too fast – I would have liked to have studied the intricacies of the machines). The sight of two giant robots smashing each other through buildings is beyond words. At one point the Secretary of Defense (Jon Voight) decides the safest idea would be to hide the Allspark Cube in the city. Um, that sounds like quite a stupid idea actually but at least it creates the opportunity for much robot mayhem and destruction in an urban environment.

The robots’ dialogue is hammy: “It’s you and me, Megatron!” “No, it’s only me, Prime!” And, about the Cube, “We know not where it came from.” It’s great when they’re talking like that. But, perhaps, not so good when they start wisecracking ‘urban’ style (They’ve learnt English on the web, we are told).

Steven Spielberg was executive producer, and there are plenty of Spielbergian moments, such as the little girl finding a giant robot in her swimming pool, or the sight of five robots hiding in a suburban back garden. Even Shia LaBeouf, playing Sam Witwicky, seems like a classic Spielberg character, and I’m looking forward to seeing him in Indiana Jones IV. He’s likable, funny, full of energy, never annoying, and most certainly the star of the show. The other actors are fine, John Turturro is great as a secret government agent but newcomer Megan Fox is nothing special as the love interest. There’s plenty of humour, more hit than miss, and nothing ever gets too serious.

The whole film is so fast and frenetic that it’s almost hard to remember what you’ve seen just a mere two hours afterwards. Despite the criticism that often gets thrown at director Michael Bay (‘Pearl Harbor’, ‘Bad Boys II’), he’s made a brilliant bit of blockbuster escapism. Just make sure you see it on a huge screen with a great sound system. ‘Transformers’ is a spectacular cinematic experience. I am very impressed.

Reviewed by Andrew Hedley.

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Release date: June 28th 2007.

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